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SHERIFF’S SHOWDOWN MONDAY … ‘RIGHT WING?” Yeah, RIGHT … THE WRONG-WAY LIMBO … ALF KEEPS POURING IT ON … HOW DUMB IS PELOSI? … NEWSPEAK

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION AUG. 5-7, 2022) — The skewers are out, the sewers are full, and we have the following items for The Weekend Edition smorgasbord: Showdown for Sheriff — On Monday (Aug. 8) THE PLANET will sponsor, moderate, and broadcast a debate between […]

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!PLANET EXCLUSIVE! WE REVEAL HARRINGTON’S CAMPAIGN SLOGAN … WHILE D.A. COWARDLY DUCKS DEBATES, SHUGRUE IS ALL IN, ‘CAMPAIGNING LIKE LIGHTNING’

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY [ED. NOTE: On Monday afternoon, Aug. 8., at a secret location on a mountaintop high above the city, THE PLANET will be sitting in from of a couple video cameras and in between sheriff candidates Tom Bowler (incumbent) and Alf Barbalunga (challenger) filming a one-hour conversation-cum-confrontation. Shortly […]

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BARBALUNGA CALLS OUT BOWLER ON ‘SPECIAL SHERIFF’ SALARY, SAYS CEREMONIAL POST NETS JACK QUINN $78K … BOWLER RESPONDS: ‘BARBALUNGA ALL WRONG ONCE AGAIN’

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY EDITOR’S NOTE: Before we get going, we mourn the death of all-time basketball great Bill Russell, 88, who died Sunday. He was the greatest winner all time in any sport: 2 high-school state championships, two national college championships, a gold medal in the 1960 Olympics, 11 world […]

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HEALEY ISSUES “PIECE ‘O PAPER” ENDORSEMENT OF WRONG WAY; PLANET’S Z-AGENT SPILLS ON BACK-ROOM SLIME

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION, JULY 29-31, 2022 — This week, your next governor, Maura Healey, came to town for some back-door dealing. Now that Remo’s has been shuttered, its back room no longer accessible, the cement bags have been stacked in another location. That new […]

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PARK COMMISIONERS CLOSE IN ON DUMB DEMING DESTRUCTION … AS USUAL ‘CONSULTANTS’ KNOW BEST … SECRECY RULES AS NEIGHBORHOOD ISN’T NOTIFIED!

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY JULY 27, 2022) — As a lad,  from the moment school let out in June, we and the gang practically lived at Deming Park in summer. “Sandlot” and the infinite varieties of baseball, all dependent on how many guys showed up, dominated, with […]

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INMATE DEATH, SUICIDE LEAD TO FINGER-POINTING IN SHERIFF’S RACE … ALF: DEATHS A ‘TRAGIC EXAMPLE’ OF LEADERSHIP FAILURE AT JAIL … PUDGE: ALF EXPLOITING FAMILY TRAGEDY AS ‘POLITICAL FODDER’

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY JULY 25, 2022) — Politics is weird. How weird? It’s so weird that anything you say about it will be true. Even if it’s false, it will be true. Politics never has, isn’t, and never will be pure, and when candidates pledge to […]

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CHUCK GARIVALTIS, A MAN FOR ALL SEASONS, INCLUDING BASEBALL, BUT ESPECIALLY POLITICS AND PUBLIC SERVICE

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION JULY 22-4, 2022) — As some Tanglewood the weekend away and other simply tangle, THE PLANET wishes to share a response we received from a correspondent wanting to know who “Chuck Garivaltis” is and is he a man “I should know.” […]

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BARBALUNGA SAYS TEAM BOWLER STEALING LAWN SIGNS, BLASTS SHERIFF’s CORRUPT LEADERSHIP … BOWLER RESPONDS: “HE’S FULL OF SHIT” AND TELLS US WHY

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY JULY 19, 2022) — Alf Barbalunga, challenging two-time incumbent Tom Bowler for sheriff, pledged to run a clean campaign on the issues, not on personal attacks. Team Alf, as they refer to themselves, say that’s been the case thus far in what shapes […]

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HUGE STUNNERS IN THE WORKS: TYER, MARCHETTI WON’T BE RUNNING FOR MAYOR; WYNN TO RETIRE AS POLICE CHIEF; KROL WILL SEEK CORNER OFFICE — OUTSIDE OF THAT, NOTHING MUCH TO REPORT

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY ADD TUESDAY 7/19 P.M. — We have this from the Pittsfield Police Department on last night’s shooting: On Tuesday July 19th 2022 at approximately 12:25 am, members of the Pittsfield Police Department (PPD) responded to the area of Pleasant Street for a ShotSpotter activation indicating multiple rounds.  […]

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HOW DOES TYER ADMINISTRATION TREAT DECENT CITIZENS WHO WANT TO SERVE ON BOARDS? THE PLANET HAS THE DETAILS

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION, JULY 15-7, 2022) — It was the worst of times. It was the “worst-er” of times. What the Dickens does THE PLANET mean? How about the dark cloud the Tyer Administration has pulled over nearly every aspect of municipal governance, save […]

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STATE OF THE STATE, OF THE COUNTRY? FOLKS, IT’S BAAAAAAAAAAAD

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY JULY 13, 2022) — Today we focus on regional and national issues, more specifically state and fed. That’s why Edison invented the “roundup column,” to address THE PLANET‘s challenge of too many stories, not enough space or time. STATE Ball(ot) Busters — Those […]

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STUFF: HACK-‘n’-FLACK … ARPA BARFA … SHERIFF SHOWDOWN … DA DIDDLINGS … THE PLANET’S PULITZER … THE ROBOT ARMY

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY JULY 11, 2022) — Having thoroughly enjoyed The Land That Time Forgot, THE PLANET returns, first to clear the desk of some of the stories begging for comment. The Dews and Don’ts — Since we’ve been cracking down on the “going, going, gone” […]

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AND AFTER THE 4th, THE PLANET RESTED

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY 4th OF JULY, 2022) — THE PLANET‘s offering today will be brief. First, we wish everyone a safe 4th. Second, we are taking this week off, at least from the blog. That huge sound you just heard wasn’t the wind front-lining a coming […]

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KONTINUING KRONICK KRONICLES … PUDGE DISHES WHILE ALF FISHES … AND MANY OTHER HIGHLIGHTs on THE WEEKEND EDITION’s ‘F’OLIDAY ROUNDUP

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION JULY 1-3, 2022) — While “they” ask us about some nobody I’ve ever heard of but in whose every waking moment I evidently have a rent-free party pad in his mind, allow THE PLANET to clean up a real journalist’s notebook […]

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LADIES & GENTLEMEN, BOYS & GIRLS … IT’S TIME TO PLAY (AUDIENCE YELLS, IN UNISON) “THIS OR THAT”

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY JUNE 29, 2020) — [BOOMING VOICE OF] DON PARDO: Lllllladies and gentlemen, it’s time to play, THIS OR THAT, the game show where YOU get to choose YOUR preference. And here’s the star of our show, THE PLANET !!!!! [RIOTOUS APPLAUSE AS THE […]

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OF MICE, MEN, ‘RACISTS, TRANSPHOBICS, HOMOPHOBICS, MYSOGINISTS’ … MAYOR, MARCHETTI SMEAR SIR CHARLES IN iBERKSHIRES HIT PIECE

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY JUNE 27, 2022) — Nice of council president Peter Marchetti to push for a recall of colleague Charles Kronick, Ward 2 councilor in Ward 2. What does the prez have to do that’s more important than muzzling the only councilor (with Tony Maffuccio) […]

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