Archive | April, 2023
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BLACK IS BLACK, AND SO IS BISSELL; GREYLOCK PREZ POST-FLOYD LETTER PROVES HIS BIZ ACUMEN

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MAY 1, 2023) — Who’s that dancing round the Maypole? Why, it’s THE PLANET‘s good friend, John Bissell. Bissell is Boss Man Greylock Federal Credit Union, the county’s #1 repository of fiat money at $1.4 billion. The bulk of THE PLANET‘s fractured fairy tale […]

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‘I’M SCARY’: KENNEDY THROWS A HUGE SCARE INTO DEMOCRATS, ‘HIDIN’ BIDEN’

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION APRIL 28-30, 2023) — When Syracuse Joe announced his intent to run for re-election, he did so on tape. The prerecorded message allowed handlers to splice together a coherent looking poli-babble from the multiple takes it took for Biden to get […]

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RFK III ANNOUNCES HIS BID TO SRO CROWD, FORCING BIDEN OUT OF THE BASEMENT … THE PLANET CAN’T WAIT

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY APRIL 26, 2023) — THE PLANET has seen the future. We found it in the past. In March 1968, two events rocked politics: (a) Bobby Kennedy announced his candidacy for the presidency. A couple weeks later, President Lyndon Johnson told the nation he […]

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LAME-DUCK TYER WILL BE ‘MAYOR PHOTO OP,’ BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? LINDA’s A WINNER

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY APRIL 24, 2023) — Last week, both in the column and in the comments, THE PLANET led a discussion about Pittsfield’s downtown woes and some of the simple fixes that could immediately be addressed at little cost. Why they aren’t done remains one […]

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A TRILLION HERE, A TRILLION THERE … BIDEN, THE GREAT ‘UNITER,’ SNIPES AT GOP BUDGET PLAN … POT CALLS KETTLE COAL BLACK

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION APRIL 21-3, 2023) — THE PLANET has to laugh. President Joe Biden and House speaker Kevin McCarthy recently released their respective (but not respected) budget “visions.” Reminds us of a brief back-and-forth in the comments section regarding the alleged “left” and […]

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IF YOU HAD THE CHANCE, WOULD YOU MOVE YOUR GROWING BUSINESS HERE?: A THOUGHT EXPERIMENT … or … IN TRUTH THERE IS SOMETIMES A DREADFUL BEAUTY

DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE WEDNESDAY APRIL 19, 2023) “There is more beauty in the truth, even if it’s a dreadful beauty” — John Steinbeck. “OPEN THE WINDOW, AUNT MILLIE.” LOVE TO ALL. Copyright (c) 2023 By Dan Valenti, PLANET VALENTI and EUROPOLIS MANAGEMENT. All rights reserved. The views and […]

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GAMER LIGHTS UP NATIONAL SECURITY; MILITARY GAMERS PUT THE UNITED STATES OF AMNESIA AT RISK

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY APRIL 17, 2023) — Just another Patriot’s Day in the Bay State. After another dude from Africa wins the Boston Marathon and the Red Sox lose their 11 a.m. game. When it reduces to the rest of the day, however, THE PLANET must […]

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THEY’RE BA-A-A-A-A-CK: BIRD SCOOTERS SET TO REINSERT THEIR DANGER AND ILLEGALITY ON THE SIDEWALKS AND ROADWAYS OF ‘VIBRANT AND DYNAMIC’ PITTSFIELD

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION APRIL 14-6, 2023) — “A well-a everybody’s heard about the bird. Ba, ba, ba bird, bird, bird, bird-bird  a-wella wella Bird Bird, B-b-b bird a-wella don’t you know about the Bird? Wellllllllll everybody’s talkin’ about the bird” and so on. We first […]

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THIS ‘n THAT: ON THE JOB … MUD SLINGING … The 3rd MAN … BRAGGING WRONGS … PLUMMETING BIDEN … GAY PAR-EE BOOTS SCOOTS … & A RANDISM

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY APRIL 12, 2023) — While raking the lower 40, THE PLANET came across a few items under the leaves and branches. On the Job — In the case of the 35-year-old man who lost his child in a brook (where the toddler drowned) […]

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WE WEEP FOR THAT WHICH WAS OUR DELIGHT

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY APRIL 10, 2023) — This is what we have become, THE PLANET is grieved to say. You’re a father. You live in Readsboro, VT. You’re driving your 2015 Subaru Crosscheck in Clarksburg, MA a few miles away. It’s almost 2 in the morning. […]

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!PLANET EXCLUSIVE! JUDGE REJECTS MELMAZ’s REQUEST FOR SUMMARY JUDGMENT IN CLAIRMONT LAWSUIT … JURY TRIAL SET FOR OCT. 24

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION APRIL 7-9, 2023) — On March 31, Superior Court Judge John Agostini rejected defendant Melissa Mazzeo’s request for a summary judgment in a lawsuit brought by Barry Clairmont. THE PLANET discovered the document in a search of court records, a scan […]

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!! UP-TO-DATE CANDIDATES LIST!! … plus … A QUICK NOTE ON ‘THE AMERICA WE’VE LOST’ … plus … MARCHETTI, KROL ANNOUNCE, & THE PLANET WAS THERE

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY ADD 1 APRIL 5, 1:53 p.m. — For those keeping score at home, here’s the most current candidate’s list for Pittsfield: Candidate List MAYOR Peter M Marchetti (413) 212-2163 petermmarchetti@gmail.com​ John Michael Krol Jr (413) 464-5830 jmkrol@gmail.com​ Craig C Gaetani (413) 442-5466 gaetanicraig@gmail.com CITY CLERK Michele Marie Benjamin (413) 822-1949 michelecetti@gmail.com AT LARGE […]

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THE CIRCUS IS IN TOWN: TRUMP INDICTMENT GUARANTEES TUESDAY WILL NOT BE A SLOW NEWS DAY!

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY APRIL 3, 2023) — They get the mug shot and the perp walk. That’s all the Democrats want. Their indictment of Donald Trump in an orchestration worthy of Arturo Toscanini and Seiji Ozawa. It may doom the Trump candidacy in 2024 and give […]

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