BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION MAY 15-7, 2020) — Hess Forest has long been a source of laughing-to-keep-from crying among readers of THE PLANET. One of the most popular sketches we did on PLANET VALENTI TV came the day we took the law and a weed wacker […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY ADD 1 (noon) — Here’s the PPD’s release on the shooting on Glenwood Avenue: On Tuesday, May 12, 2020 at approximately, 10:53 PM, the Pittsfield Police Department Dispatch Center received a call from a resident at 12 Glenwood Avenue reporting that her son was “destroying” her house. […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY MAY 11, 2020) — On THE PLANET‘s radar today: Tanglewood, North Adams mayor Tom Bernard, and two derelict locations on beautiful, vibrant, collaborative Tyler Street in Pittsfield. First, a brief note. For all those betting nickels, mayor Linda Tyer DID get back to […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY ADD 1, MAY 8 morning — Here’s the full text of the press release issued by the Pittsfield Police Department concerning the shooting near Palmer’s Variety on Elm Street last night: On Thursday 5/7/2020 at approximately 10:05 PM multiple units with the Pittsfield Police Department responded to […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY MAY 6, 2020) — When did it happen? When did the American workforce — that mighty arm of workers that tipped huge buckets of molten metal make steel, built cross-country roadways, reporting for work, putting in a hard day’s work for a fair […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY MAY 4, 2020) — Hypocrisy has no party. It belongs to “unenrolled.” Witness the right’s treatment of Joe Biden with respect to long-past-expiration-date accusations of sexual harassment from a former aide. The right’s doing what the left did to Brett Kavanaugh. Reade, who […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION, MAY 1-3, 2020) — The Fed interest rate lies in a coma at 0%. Oil has gone negative, meaning producers will pay you to buy unsold barrels for running out of storage space. The U.S. added $2 trillion of debt in […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY APRIL 29, 2020) — Good to see the mayor’s defenders coming out of the woodwork, telling what a wonderful job the city has done dealing with the “pandemic,” this as Barrington Stage shuts down its 2020 season, officially joining Jacob’s Pillow. Of course, […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY APRIL 28, 2020) — As the lady of the night said to the bishop, “Just because you see confetti doesn’t mean there’s a wedding.” Things aren’t what they seem, and, in a sense, our entire professional career has been to get to the […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY [EDITOR’S NOTE: UPDATED WITH YUKI COHEN’S RESPONSE] (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION APRIL 24-6, 2020) — In our previous column, THE PLANET presented Ward 4 councilor Chris Connell’s challenge to the proposal of the mayor and finance director to enter as a separate line item in […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY APRIL 22, 2020) — THE PLANET begins with two announcements, both involving masks. One mask is for virus protection. The other hides a criminal. ANNOUNCEMENT 1 — If you or anyone you know needs protective masks, we know a young woman who makes them, and […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY APRIL 20, 2020) — THE PLANET caught the Tyer Administration trying to pull another fast one. Mayor CRAYOLA-19 has set up a double-whammy on taxpayers, and we have sniffed it out. With a courageous stand by at least six city councilors, we can […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION APRIL 17-9, 2020) — The headline asks the most pertinent question of all. THE PLANET thinks it’s a more important question than “Will consumer spending return?” That spending dropped 30% in the first quarter. Analysts anxiously awaited the figures, since they […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENT (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY APRIL 15, 2020) — The health aspects of COVID-19 have dominated the concerns and coverage, but eventually the virus will be conquered. No harm, no foul, except for the untidy fact that, while it’s relatively easy to shut down the world’s No. 1 […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY APRIL 13, 2020) — THE PLANET has been to “Tucson to Tucumcari, Tohachapee to Tonapah” as the song goes. Been around, in other words. We’ve never thought, though, that we had “seen it all.” Life’s surprises come like three-forked lightning. Perhaps that’s why […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION APRIL 10-12, 2020) — In a sense, all decisions in life reduce to cost-benefit analyses. Is enabling Plan A and its benefits worth the cost in terms of its deleterious effects? Death, taxes, and tradeoffs, life’s three certainties. With that, THE […]
