Archive | July, 2023
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MAGIC AND CHANGE ARE AFOOT

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION JULY 28-30) — The NFL camps have opened, baseball heads into its dog days, and THE PLANET moves off the map. Changes, as well as magic, is afoot. As we said on Wednesday’s post, starting with this entry, THE PLANET goes […]

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PLANET HOUSEKEEPING SHALL KEEP US DARK … plus … DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES, BUT LAWN SIGNS DO VOTE

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY JULY 26, 2023) — THE PLANET opens today with important housekeeping news. THE WEEKEND EDITION, which normally posts late Thursday night, shall be published earlier, in the late morning or early afternoon. The following week, we shall be on our shutdown. Like the […]

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ADVENTURES IN POLITICAL ENTERTAINMENT: R-E-S-P-E-C-T ISN’T A RIGHT; IT MUST BE EARNED

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY JULY 24, 2023) — One of THE PLANET‘s most prolific and valued commentators, Kindergarten, praised the interview conducted on WAMC with our Right Honorable Good Friend, councilor-at-large Earl Persip. Parsnip. Dumpster. Kindergarten criticized THE PLANET for using nicknames. Disrespectful, (s)he said. Of course […]

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WE GOT THEM RATTLED, FOLKS!!

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION JULY 21-3, 2023) — Contemplare et contemplata aliis tradere — St. Thomas Aquinas (To contemplate and to give to others the fruit of your contemplation). That’s what THE PLANET has done for almost 3,000 columns. There are again that many if […]

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!!TWO SHOT AT BERKSHIRE CROSSING!! … WHITE DUCK … or … THE OLD ‘EL FOLDO’: PORKCHOP PETE DOES AN ABOUT FACE AFTER HIS MASTERS “REASON” WITH HER

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY ADD 1 JULY 20 9 A.M. — THE PLANET received this from the Pittsfield Police Department: On Thursday July 20, 2023 just before 2:00am Pittsfield Police Department (PPD) officers were dispatched to The Berkshire Crossing Parking Lot located at 555 Hubbard Avenue for a report of a […]

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THE G-MAN DECIDES: SIX IT WILL BE … GAETANI REVEALS OFFICE CHOICE IN WIDE-RANGING INTERVIEW

(FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY JULY 17, 2023) — THE PLANET‘s good friend and candidate Craig Gaetani had a choice to make before July 28: the corner office or Ward 6? In front of the PLANET VALENTI VIDEO (PVV) cameras, Gaetani made his choice at the tail end of the broadcast. You can watch it below. It […]

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THE LOWLIGHTS OF TUESDAY: COUNCIL BUMBLES THROUGH BALLOT QUESTION & STUMBLES THROUGH ITS JULY ONCE-A-MONTH

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION JULY 14-6, 2023) — While THE PLANET wiles away the hours sipping the perfect martini at Wheatleigh, we have good news to report — in addition to two olives, that is. The Picklefield City Council has improved 100%! In July, they […]

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BIDEN WANTS A LITERAL CLUSTER-FUCK WITH LATEST WEAPONS REQUEST FOR CORRUPT UKRAINE

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY JULY 12, 2023) — THE PLANET knew that at some point, we would agree with congresswoman Ilhan Omar. She is cosponsor of an attachment to one of Syracuse Joe’s most disastrous decisions to date. He wants to send cluster bombs to the president […]

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‘ALL GOVERNMENT IS EVIL’: CITY COUNCIL TO KILL CHARTER OBJECTIONS; SECRET MEETINGS SET UP THE PLAN

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY JULY 10, 2023) — When THE PLANET ran our three-part series last week on the special council meeting, we ended each with the same quote, the epigram we place at the terminus of each column. It’s a quote from the great H.L. Mencken: […]

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HIT-&-RUN MARS 4th; VICTIM ‘SUFFERED SEVERE INJURIES’ … MAYORAL DEBATE FROM 2015 ‘STILL RELEVANT’ … PART 3 OF OUR SERIES CONCLUDES

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY Part Three of a Three-Part Series (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION JuLY7-9, 2023) — THE PLANET begins The Weekend Edition in this fast-reeling summer with this, received from the Pittsfield Police Department: It’s bad enough that the driver struck and seriously injured this person, of course, […]

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KRONICK: ‘PITTSFIELD HAS HIGHEST DEBT OF ANY CITY IN STATE, YET IT’S SPEND, SPEND, SPEND’ … PART 2 OF A SERIES

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY Second of Three Parts — In this series, which will run this week, THE PLANET looks at Friday’s (6/30) special meeting of the city council. We examine what happened, the implications, and other aspects of the conditions arising from councilor Charles Kronick’s charter objections from the previous meeting. […]

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PART 1, COUNCIL’S SPECIAL SESSION — IT’S STILL BIZ AS USUAL: SPEND, SPEND, SPEND

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY First of Three Parts — In this series, which will run this week, THE PLANET looks at Monday’s (6/30) special meeting of the city council. We examine what happened, the implications, and other aspects of the conditions arising from councilor Charles Kronick’s charter objections from the previous meeting. […]

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