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HUMAN REMAINS FOUND, IDENTIFIED … HOPELESSLY UNNECESSARY DPI CONDUCTS ANNUAL MEETING: A SHELL OF ITS FORMER SHELL

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY ADD 1 5/17 10:05 a.m. — THE PLANET shares this notice from the Pittsfield Police Department: In July 2022 members of the Pittsfield Police Department (PPD) began searching for 69 year old Lee Walter Meisenheimer who was reported missing. Meisenheimer lived alone and did not have any […]

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IN THE CROSSHAIRS OF WOKE PROSECUTION: REVERSE RACISM IS ALIVE AND WELL IN AMERICA

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY MAY 15, 2023) — Daniel Penny found out the hard way that to be a hero in any woke city puts you in the crosshairs of prosecution. Riding on the F Train in Manhattan recently, Penny subdued a career criminal threatening to kill […]

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TYER TO RUN FOR COUNCIL IN WARD 3: ‘I AM RUNNING TO CLEAR THE TYER NAME’ … CITY’S BALLOONING BUDGET BLASTS THE KAPANSKIS OUT OF THE WATER … OPEN BORDERS WILL SINK BIDEN

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY MAY 10, 2023) — You sitting down? Pittsfield isn’t done with Tyer. Yes. Tyer will be running for a council seat in Ward 3. Bill Tyer, by the way, not Linda (no relation). Tyer will face some chap named Matt Wrinn. Tyer told […]

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THE THIRD MAN: G-MAN MUST DECIDE … IT’S NOW OR NEVER

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY MAY 10, 2023) — In THE PLANET‘s far-too-premature coverage of Pittsfield’s mayoral race, a campaign in the first half-mile of a marathon, we have focused on the two frontrunners, city council president Peter Marchetti and former Ward 6 councilor John Krol. There’s a […]

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NEAR FATAL CRASH ON DALTON AVENUE … SOURCES: SERVICENET MOVE HAPPENED WITHOUT CITY KNOWING … DEMING DESTRUCTION REVEALS MUCH LARGER PROBLEMS

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY ———- ooo ———- On May 7, 2023 at approximately 5:00 AM, the Pittsfield Police Dept., Pittsfield Fire Dept. and Action Ambulance responded to the area of 1050 Dalton Ave for a report of a head on collision between two vehicles. A 2013 Cheverolet Silverado operated by Mr. […]

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TWO FROM D.A.’s OFFICE WIN STATE HONORS … SERVICENET: KROL SHARES, MARCHETTI HIDES … LEAKED EMAILS SHOW DEMING DEMISE IN HIGH GEAR

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY Part 1 of 2 Parts (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION MAY 5-7, 2023) — Before we get to the core of today’s column, THE PLANET wants to acknowledge Assistant District Attorney Aleah Fisher. She received the Spotlight Award at the Massachusetts District Attorneys Association annual state-wide conference. […]

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SLIDIN’ BIDEN … AMERICA’S SECOND WOMAN PRESIDENT … DEBT & MORE DEBT … DEMING DEMO … MORE DOWNTOWN DESTRUCTION … WHAT MAINTENANCE?

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY MAY 3, 2023) — Housecleaning today for THE PLANET as we present six dustballs collecting in the corners, three on Hidin’ Biden and three on the State of Things in the city of Pittsfield. Slidin’ Biden: While the president languishes in the polls, […]

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BLACK IS BLACK, AND SO IS BISSELL; GREYLOCK PREZ POST-FLOYD LETTER PROVES HIS BIZ ACUMEN

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MAY 1, 2023) — Who’s that dancing round the Maypole? Why, it’s THE PLANET‘s good friend, John Bissell. Bissell is Boss Man Greylock Federal Credit Union, the county’s #1 repository of fiat money at $1.4 billion. The bulk of THE PLANET‘s fractured fairy tale […]

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‘I’M SCARY’: KENNEDY THROWS A HUGE SCARE INTO DEMOCRATS, ‘HIDIN’ BIDEN’

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION APRIL 28-30, 2023) — When Syracuse Joe announced his intent to run for re-election, he did so on tape. The prerecorded message allowed handlers to splice together a coherent looking poli-babble from the multiple takes it took for Biden to get […]

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RFK III ANNOUNCES HIS BID TO SRO CROWD, FORCING BIDEN OUT OF THE BASEMENT … THE PLANET CAN’T WAIT

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY APRIL 26, 2023) — THE PLANET has seen the future. We found it in the past. In March 1968, two events rocked politics: (a) Bobby Kennedy announced his candidacy for the presidency. A couple weeks later, President Lyndon Johnson told the nation he […]

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LAME-DUCK TYER WILL BE ‘MAYOR PHOTO OP,’ BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? LINDA’s A WINNER

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY APRIL 24, 2023) — Last week, both in the column and in the comments, THE PLANET led a discussion about Pittsfield’s downtown woes and some of the simple fixes that could immediately be addressed at little cost. Why they aren’t done remains one […]

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A TRILLION HERE, A TRILLION THERE … BIDEN, THE GREAT ‘UNITER,’ SNIPES AT GOP BUDGET PLAN … POT CALLS KETTLE COAL BLACK

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION APRIL 21-3, 2023) — THE PLANET has to laugh. President Joe Biden and House speaker Kevin McCarthy recently released their respective (but not respected) budget “visions.” Reminds us of a brief back-and-forth in the comments section regarding the alleged “left” and […]

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IF YOU HAD THE CHANCE, WOULD YOU MOVE YOUR GROWING BUSINESS HERE?: A THOUGHT EXPERIMENT … or … IN TRUTH THERE IS SOMETIMES A DREADFUL BEAUTY

DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE WEDNESDAY APRIL 19, 2023) “There is more beauty in the truth, even if it’s a dreadful beauty” — John Steinbeck. “OPEN THE WINDOW, AUNT MILLIE.” LOVE TO ALL. Copyright (c) 2023 By Dan Valenti, PLANET VALENTI and EUROPOLIS MANAGEMENT. All rights reserved. The views and […]

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GAMER LIGHTS UP NATIONAL SECURITY; MILITARY GAMERS PUT THE UNITED STATES OF AMNESIA AT RISK

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY APRIL 17, 2023) — Just another Patriot’s Day in the Bay State. After another dude from Africa wins the Boston Marathon and the Red Sox lose their 11 a.m. game. When it reduces to the rest of the day, however, THE PLANET must […]

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THEY’RE BA-A-A-A-A-CK: BIRD SCOOTERS SET TO REINSERT THEIR DANGER AND ILLEGALITY ON THE SIDEWALKS AND ROADWAYS OF ‘VIBRANT AND DYNAMIC’ PITTSFIELD

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION APRIL 14-6, 2023) — “A well-a everybody’s heard about the bird. Ba, ba, ba bird, bird, bird, bird-bird  a-wella wella Bird Bird, B-b-b bird a-wella don’t you know about the Bird? Wellllllllll everybody’s talkin’ about the bird” and so on. We first […]

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THIS ‘n THAT: ON THE JOB … MUD SLINGING … The 3rd MAN … BRAGGING WRONGS … PLUMMETING BIDEN … GAY PAR-EE BOOTS SCOOTS … & A RANDISM

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY APRIL 12, 2023) — While raking the lower 40, THE PLANET came across a few items under the leaves and branches. On the Job — In the case of the 35-year-old man who lost his child in a brook (where the toddler drowned) […]

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