BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY FEB. 20, 2023) — THE PLANET was the first of anyone, anywhere to publicly call it, definitively, that is. Once again, when we print it, and “it” lies in the future, “it” usually occurs. ———- ooo ———- How lame can a lame duck […]
PLANET VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION FEB. 17-9, 2023) — The reconstitution of a council meeting involves water and spoon — water because these meetings arrive freeze-dried and in need of stirring. This Tuesday, the council took up the usual mix of pabulum and steak. in the first […]
PLANET VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY FEB. 15, 2023) — This just in. The Pentagon has shot down another unidentified flying object, this time at 20,000 feet directly over city hall in Pittsfield. Defense Department sources, speaking off the record, tell THE PLANET that the object was “car-sized, vacuous, without […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY [ED. NOTE: Those who tied Tuesday morning until about 1 p.m. to access and post comments on THE PLANET could not do so because of a systemwide server problem. The IT guys corrected that. Access and commenting should now be good to go.] ———- ooo ———- (FORTRESS […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION FEB. 10-2, 20230 — First things first, for all those who want to make some quick, easy money. Put all you have on the Eagles, straight up. Deys gun put the Hurts on the Chiefs. Final score Iggles 27, Thieves 20. […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY FEB. 8, 2023) — Biden had a balloon. Pittsfield has a buffoon. Many, in fact. THE PLANET speaks of just one today, the meddling Nick Russo, who, after being used by the city as a poster child for those useless bike lanes, now […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY FEB. 6, 2023) — The United States would have us believe they shot down a Chinese high-altitude balloon because it was a spy satellite. China, irate, claimed the craft was a weather balloon. THE PLANET, in its never-ending quest for truth, justice, and […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION FEB. 3-5, 2023) — Pittsfield’s sitting on a load of money taller than Hill 78, that Everest of Toxicity bequeathed by GE, with Pittsfield’s OK, directly next to a grammar school. THE PLANET refers to “free” cash. Of course, we know […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY FEB. 1, 2023) — February already! Where does the time go? In official Pittsfield, it goes into the clutches of the Cyclopian “visionaries” of local government who continue to run the city into the ground. Shows you what a lofty position Shire City […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY JAN. 30, 2013) — Over the past two weeks, THE PLANET spent time with presumed mayoral candidates Peter Marchetti and John Krol. We met each over coffee, and each meeting went a couple hours. The specifics of the conversations — each of which […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANT VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION JAN. 27-9, 2023) — “Do something, then see what happens.” It was one of Napoleon’s favorite sayings. Ward 2 councilor Charles Kronick might have used that with his now-(in)famous petition, #18 on this past Tuesday’s agenda, requesting that a sign be […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY JAN. 26, 2023) — Last night the Pittsfield city council heard a shaky Ricky Rumpus “um”ing and “uh”ing his way through a truncated Power Point presentation of his “snow job” on what went wrong during the Dec. 23 storm. Ricky’s a good engineer, […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY JAN. 24, 2023) — A video. Content of video: TIME: Mid-afternoon. DATE: Received, Friday, Jan. 20, 2023. Time and date of the incident, unknown, though apparently recently. PLACE: Intersection, Onota and Linden streets, Pittsfield, MA. WHO: Reckless City of Pittsfield snowplow driver and a […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION JAN. 20-22, 2023) — Today on THE PLANET, something completely different, inspired by an encounter on campus with one of today’s typical young scholars. The meeting preempted an additional PLANET CAT-Scan/autopsy of the most recent city council meeting, although, if you […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY JAN. 18, 2023) — At the most recent city council meeting (Jan. 10) several interesting developments slithered from the agenda. The problem for THE PLANET: Which one to feature? We had: (A) An inadvertent admission by PPD chief Mike Wynn of how bad […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY JAN. 16, 2023) — Today THE PLANET recognizes Martin Luther King Day. The Comment Line is open. Be respectful. Show some class. If not, our beffed up Army of Robots will be on the alert. With that, enjoy the day. THE PLANET will […]
