BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION APRIL 22-4, 2022) — THE PLANET‘s foil, John Q. Public, based his criticism of our coverage of the Tucker Infanticide Case on the major premise that since we didn’t read the 17 pages, we therefore had it wrong. JQP challenged me […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY APRIL 20, 2022) — Quick takes, today, gang — otherwise known as cleaning out the files. DEBT TONATION — Syracuse Joe, spurred in the ribs by AOC and the Gang, want to cancel student debt. Wipe it out with the magic wave of […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY APRIL 18, 2022) — Happy Patriots Day, when all public workers get a French $$ kiss from Mary Jane and Kapanski. The bedraggled Kapanskis, meanwhile, have to toil at their jobs to support the scam. Only in Massachusetts, literally. THE PLANET is trying […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION APRIL 15-7, 2022) — THE PLANET begins The Weekend Edition with news from Grand Rapids, MI. A white cop killed a black man. Stop us if you’ve heard this one before. Patrick Lyoya, 26, a native of Congo, was shot by […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY APRIL 13, 2022) — While other cities — large, metro areas such as Memphis, TN; Dallas, Texas; Paris, France; and Syracuse, NY — have either tried-then-banned e-scooters or did the right thing in the first place and not allowed them at all — […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY APRIL 11, 2022) — First, in our effort to keep you informed on the most important race to take place this year in Berkshire County, we present this statement sent to THE PLANET by Bob Sullivan, independent candidate for district attorney: We are […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY WARNING! THIS COLUMN IS SATIRIC IN NATURE. CARICATURES ARE NOT PORTRAITS. THEY ARE EXAGGERATIONS. THE PLANET IS OBLIGED TO INCLUDE TO LEST SOME OF THE MORE FRAGILE PERSONS MENTIONED FAIL TO ROUSE THEIR SENSE OF HUMOR. WE ARE ON THIS EARTH TO LIVE, LIGHTEN UP, LAUGH, AND […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY APRIL 6, 2022) — The most enjoyable part of smash-hit game show Ricky’s Rumpass is that it’s the gift that keeps giving. One would join Dwight Frye eating flies in Carfax Mental Hospital trying to figure out the whys and wherefores of the […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY ADD 1, 4/4/22 9:42 p.m.: This just in from the Pittsfield Police Department: On Monday April 4th 2022 at approximately 4:22 pm members of the Pittsfield Police Department (PPD) responded to an area near the intersection of King Street and Von Nida Avenue for a ShotSpotter activation. […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION APRIL 1-3, 2002) — Head ’em up and move ’em out. ANOTHER SHOOTING: THE PLANET leads with this from the Pittsfield Police Department: On Wednesday March 30th 2022 at approximately 9:51pm members of the Pittsfield Police Department (PPD) responded to an […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY MARCH 30, 2022) — Something’s not adding up. THE PLANET speaks of Miguel Estrella, 22, shot to death by a PPD officer in front of the old school (now apartments) at 279 Onota Street. That’s to be expected in such a sensitive case […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY MARCH 28, 2022) — Back in the day, THE PLANET was quite familiar with the 200 block of Onota Street. Our beloved Uncle Fred, Aunt Dolores, and cousin David lived at 286, having moved there in 1963 to build a home. A home […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY ADD 2, March 26, evening: The Berkshire Edge has reported new details from the fatal incident wherein a Pittsfield police officer shot and killed a 22-year-old man on Onota Street. The incident took place outside 279 Onota Street. Miguel Estrella died from two gunshot wounds fired by […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY MARCH 23, 2022) — Over the St. Patrick’s Day weekend, THE PLANET appeared along with writer Paul Kocak in Auburn, NY for a talk and reading at the Octane Social Club. It was a great success, meeting-and-greeting, selling and signing books. We and […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY ADD 1, 3/21/22 — We present two items from the Pittsfield Police Department: On Saturday March 19th 2022 at approximately 7:44pm members of the Pittsfield Police Department (PPD) responded to the 300 block of Columbus Avenue for a ShotSpotter activation. Multiple shell casings were discovered in that […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION MARCH 18-20, 2022) — On Monday, THE PLANET reported on the four 6-4 votes by our Right Honorable Good Friend on the Pittsfield city council not to support a plan presented by Charles Ivar Kronick along with Ken Warren, Karen Kalinowsky, […]
