BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY ADD 1 FRIDAY 6/17 p.m. — Updating information for today’s story. Needless to say, THE PLANET has had enormous interest in the article judging by the page views and private communications. We’ve been hearing from sources left, right, over, under, around, and through. Sorting through the usual […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY JUNE 15, 2020) — Yesterday was Flag Day, and you know what? THE PLANET finds itself satisfied that no one remembers. One of our earliest memories is standing in front of our old, one-channel, B&W, General Electric TV, hand-over-heart, standing at attention while […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY JUNE 13, 2022) — Tomorrow, our Right Honorable Good Friends on the Pittsfield City Council shall approve mayor Linda “Flat” Tyer’s insulting and careless municipal FY23 budget proposal, larded with cash for the insiders and Special Interests, loaded with poison for taxpayers. With […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION JUNE 10-12, 2022) — THE PLANET watched the Jan. 6 congressional hearings Thursday night, also know as “The Bad, the Worse, and the Ugly.” Forgive us, but we got confused. Before 15 minutes were up, time for some Democrat fame, we […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY JUNE 8, 2022) — Remember the old Greyhound Bus slogan? “Take a bus, and leave the driving to us.” The woke idiots on Beacon Hill might want to adapt that slogan: “Take a bath, and leave the driving to the illegals.” The Massachusetts […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY JUNE 6, 2022) — When the City of Pittsfield released the list of ARPABux recipients, a notable mistake occurred. It listed the $700,000 for the newly established Berkshire Black Economic Council first and also fourth, a repetition no doubt a Rufferian oversight and […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION JUNE 3-5, 2022) — “This is basically the end of MeToo,” Dr. Jessica Taylor, a psychologist, forensic psychology Ph.D., and author of two books on misogyny and abuse, told Rolling Stone. “It’s the death of the whole movement.” Let us hope […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, JUNE 1, 2022) — Today, we present a thought-provoking guest column on the topic of permanent war. This dreadful condition has been in place in America since the end of World War II, when we did something the country has never done before. We […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MEMORIAL DAY, 2002) — THE PLANET offers no large quantity of words today, Memorial Day not Veteran’s Day. It startles to learn how many don’t know or appreciate the difference. Today we remember the war dead. All wars. As the years go by, we […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION MAY 27-9, 2022) — For The Weekend Edition, THE PLANET had promised our latest findings on Scootergate, which may be yet Flat Tyer’s political undoing, but when the slaughter of the innocents in Uvalde, TX, slammed in descending gloom, we reconsidered. […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY MAY 25, 2022) — Hark! What light through yonder porthole breaks? ‘Tis another edition of THE PLANET‘s Quick Hitz and Hot Lix. This also marks our 2,400th edition, good for about 2.4 million words, all for free. Enjoy it while it’ lasts. FORECAST: […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY ADD 1 5/23/22 EARLY AFTERNOON — Here are the details on Pittsfield’s latest gun play, from the Pittsfield Police Department: On 05/21/2022 at approximately 10:45 PM, Pittsfield Police Patrol Units responded to the a residence on Congress Street for a reported shooting victim. Arriving units located a […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION MAY 19-21, 2002) — Gathering a few loose apple blossoms that have carpeted the Lower-40 lawn: Good Citizens — Thursday morning, THE PLANET reported to Berkshire Superior Court for jury duty, good citizen doing his civic duty. We ran into several […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY MAY 18, 2022) — Hump day. Isn’t that what it’s called, that day named after the lass in the Adams Family? THE PLANET seems sure — as sure as we are that, here on the verge of “hot time, summer in the city” […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY MAY 16, 2022) — Stop the Presses! Press the Stoppers! Mayor Linda “Flat” Tyer did the expected, presenting a corpulent, stout, overweight, fat, adipose, gross, hefty, porcine, paunchy, bloated, puffy, blowzy, distended, swollen, pursy, plump FY23 budget. It greases The Suits and Special […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION MAY 13-5, 2022) — THE PLANET recently ran into an avid supporter of Berkshire County D.A. Andrea Harrington. Zealots, for all their inability to comprehend, reason, do possess a certain piquant innocence. After telling THE PLANET every little thing we’re doing […]
