Archive | May, 2022
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PERMANENT WAR, A SAD FEATURE OF U.S. LIFE, SERVICED HANDILY BY THE UKRAINE SITUATION

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, JUNE 1, 2022) — Today, we present a thought-provoking guest column on the topic of permanent war. This dreadful condition has been in place in America since the end of World War II, when we did something the country has never done before. We […]

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IN REQUIESCAT PACEM: MEMORIAL DAY 2022

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MEMORIAL DAY, 2002) — THE PLANET offers no large quantity of words today, Memorial Day not Veteran’s Day. It startles to learn how many don’t know or appreciate the difference. Today we remember the war dead. All wars. As the years go by, we […]

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!PLANET EXCUSIVE! WE SHARE CITY’s NON-RESONSIVE DATA DUMP ON SCOOTERGATE; WHAT ARE THEY HIDING? CITIZENS HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION MAY 27-9, 2022) —  For The Weekend Edition, THE PLANET had promised our latest findings on Scootergate, which may be yet Flat Tyer’s political undoing, but when the slaughter of the innocents in Uvalde, TX, slammed in descending gloom, we reconsidered. […]

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THE PLANET TURNS 2,400 … plus … ANOTHER EDITION OF “QUICK HITZ AND HOT LIX”

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY MAY 25, 2022) — Hark! What light through yonder porthole breaks? ‘Tis another edition of THE PLANET‘s  Quick Hitz and Hot Lix. This also marks our 2,400th edition, good for about 2.4 million words, all for free. Enjoy it while it’ lasts. FORECAST: […]

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!ADD 1: ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER SHOOTING! … A CARNIVAL OF WORDS: ‘AMATEURISH’ WHITE HOUSE FLAK CHECKS ALL THE BOXES … plus … TWO IN THE BUSH

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY ADD 1 5/23/22 EARLY AFTERNOON — Here are the details on Pittsfield’s latest gun play, from the Pittsfield Police Department: On 05/21/2022 at approximately 10:45 PM, Pittsfield Police Patrol Units responded to the a residence on Congress Street for a reported shooting victim. Arriving units located a […]

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COURTHOUSE SCuTTLEButT … TRUMPED … ILLEGALS … SEX, LIES, AND THE TWO PPs … HUGE PAY RAISES FOR CITY OFFICIALS … SEMPER DITZY

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION MAY 19-21, 2002) — Gathering a few loose apple blossoms that have carpeted the Lower-40 lawn: Good Citizens — Thursday morning, THE PLANET reported to Berkshire Superior Court for jury duty, good citizen doing his civic duty. We ran into several […]

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PPD BUST TEEN IN CONNECTION WITH BRIERWOOD LANE GUNPLAY … plus … E-SCOOTERs: WHY IS THE CITY STONEWALLING? WHAT ARE THEY HIDING?

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY MAY 18, 2022) — Hump day. Isn’t that what it’s called, that day named after the lass in the Adams Family? THE PLANET seems sure — as sure as we are that, here on the verge of “hot time, summer in the city” […]

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FLAT TYER’s FY’23 BUDGET PROPOSAL A “TOME OF MENDACITY”

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY MAY 16, 2022) —  Stop the Presses! Press the Stoppers! Mayor Linda “Flat” Tyer did the expected, presenting a corpulent, stout, overweight, fat, adipose, gross, hefty, porcine, paunchy, bloated, puffy, blowzy, distended, swollen, pursy, plump FY23 budget. It greases The Suits and Special […]

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D.A.’s RACE WILL DECIDE FUTURE OF LOCAL PUBLIC SAFETY; SHUGRUE MEANS BUSINESS

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION MAY 13-5, 2022) — THE PLANET recently ran into an avid supporter of Berkshire County D.A. Andrea Harrington. Zealots, for all their inability to comprehend, reason, do possess a certain piquant innocence. After telling THE PLANET every little thing we’re doing […]

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PLANET OBTAINS PAPERWORK OF CITY’S INVOLVEMENT WITH e-SCOOTERS; LIES, LIES, AND MORE LIES

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY MAY 11, 2022) — Despite Pittsfield’s attempts to hide the paperwork associated with its disastrous rollout of the e-scooter program, THE PLANET‘s Z-Agents managed to get a key piece of the paper trail. We obtained the “Memorandum of Understanding” (MOA) between the city […]

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UNPRECEDENTED LEAK OF SUPREMES’ OPINION ON ABORTION, WOKE PROTESTERS AT JUDGE’S HOMES, BETRAY SUPREME IGNORANCE OF FOUNDATIONAL AMERICANISM

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY MAY 9, 2022) — With the Tucker Case, the Estrella shooting, abortion, scooters, and the war in Ukraine, there has no shortage of topics on THE PLANET. For whatever reason, people are amped and angry. From April 30 to May 7, THE PLANET […]

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!! POLICE NAB 16-YR-OLD WITH LOADED GUN!! … FLAT TYER & RICKY’S RUMPUS FLIPPING THE BIRD AT THE CITY … CHAOTIC SCOOTER ROLLOUT: WHAT COULD GO WRONG?

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY ADD 1 May 6, Early Afternoon — This just in from the Pittsfield Police Department. On Thursday May 5th 2022 at approximately 7:03pm members of the Pittsfield Police Department (PPD) Anti-Crime Unit (ACU) observed a suspicious party on Francis Avenue.  The party was wearing a black ski-mask […]

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MEET THE PLANET IN PERSON FRIDAY AT PITTSFIELD’s 1st ARTSWALK; LISA VALENTI IS FEATURED ARTIST … plus ADDED BONUS: IN-PERSON READING FEATURES TWO OF THE NATION’S TOP POETS, JERRI CHAPLIN & PAUL KOCAK

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY MAY 4, 2022) — Today, THE PLANET breaks from the madness and mysteries of the streets. On Friday, Pittsfield registers its inaugural First Friday ArtsWalk. Tops among the several venues, according to our biased review, is the gathering at the Universal Unitarian building […]

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!!SULLivAN ENDS CAMPAIGN, ENDORSES SHUGRUE!! … DA RACE: SHUGRUE OPENS BID TO OUST HARRINGTON, CALLS HER TERM ‘AN AWFUL EXPERIMENT’

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY ADD 1, MAY 3, early evening: Bob Sullivan has ended his bid for Berkshire County district attorney and has endorsed Democrat Tim Shugrue, who will face D.A. Andrea Harrington in September. Here is the full test of Sullivan’s statement: ROBERT D. SULLIVAN, JR. CANDIDATE FOR BERKSHIRE DISTRICT […]

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