Archive | January, 2023
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EMA (aka SPACELY SPACE SPROCKETS) IN LINE FOR ANOTHER QUARTER MIL IN KAPANSKI KASH … or … THE TIFF ABOUT TIFs

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY FEB. 1, 2023) — February already! Where does the time go? In official Pittsfield, it goes into the clutches of the Cyclopian “visionaries” of local government who continue to run the city into the ground. Shows you what a lofty position Shire City […]

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CAMPAIGN NOTES & REFLECTIONS OF THE MAYORAL KIND: MARCHETTI v. KROL … plus … JUST WHO IS SIR CHARLES?

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY JAN. 30, 2013) — Over the past two weeks, THE PLANET spent time with presumed mayoral candidates Peter Marchetti and John Krol. We met each over coffee, and each meeting went a couple hours. The specifics of the conversations — each of which […]

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SIR CHARLES’ ‘PYTHON PETITION’ SQUEEZES THE LIES OUT OF ‘CONFLICT’ AND ‘KAVE-IN’ … GREAT GRANDSTANDING DOES ITS INTENDED JOB

BY DAN VALENTI PLANT VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION JAN. 27-9, 2023) — “Do something, then see what happens.” It was one of Napoleon’s favorite sayings. Ward 2 councilor Charles Kronick might have used that with his now-(in)famous petition, #18 on this past Tuesday’s agenda, requesting that a sign be […]

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THE RUMPUS REPORT: SNOW, GO, & BLOW … or … GONE WITH THE WIND

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY JAN. 26, 2023) — Last night the Pittsfield city council heard a shaky Ricky Rumpus “um”ing and “uh”ing his way through a truncated Power Point presentation of his “snow job” on what went wrong during the Dec. 23 storm. Ricky’s a good engineer, […]

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SNOW AND FIRE: DAMNING PLOW-GUY VIDEO PUTS CITY’S FAILURE IN PROPER PERSPECTIVE … TOMORROW NIGHT, RUMPUS & FLAT TRY TO PULL THE WOOL OVER CITY COUNCIL

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY JAN. 24, 2023) — A video. Content of video: TIME: Mid-afternoon. DATE: Received, Friday, Jan. 20, 2023. Time and date of the incident, unknown, though apparently recently. PLACE: Intersection, Onota and Linden streets, Pittsfield, MA. WHO: Reckless City of Pittsfield snowplow driver and a […]

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MIGOS’ TAKEOFF KILLED; RAPPER SHOT IN DICE GAME … THAT’S NOT ONLY AN UPWARD CAREER MOVE, BUT THAT’S ENTERTAINMENT … or … MOZART SCHMOZART

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION JAN. 20-22, 2023) — Today on THE PLANET, something completely different, inspired by an  encounter on campus with one of today’s typical young scholars. The meeting preempted an additional PLANET CAT-Scan/autopsy of the most recent city council meeting, although, if you […]

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WHO’S BURIED IN GRANT’s TOMB? TAXPAYERS, TRUST US … YOU DON’T WANT TO KNOW

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY JAN. 18, 2023) — At the most recent city council meeting  (Jan. 10) several interesting developments slithered from the agenda. The problem for THE PLANET: Which one to feature? We had: (A) An inadvertent admission by PPD chief Mike Wynn of how bad […]

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MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY … AND MALCOM X, TOO

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY JAN. 16, 2023) — Today THE PLANET recognizes Martin Luther King Day. The Comment Line is open. Be respectful. Show some class. If not, our beffed up Army of Robots will be on the alert. With that, enjoy the day. THE PLANET will […]

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SIR CHAZ BLASTS ‘MEALY MOUTHED’ MAYOR, COUNCIL FOR SNOW JOB (‘IF YOU HAVE NO PLACE TO GO, LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOW’)…or…RUMPUS REMISS & FLAT’S FLOP

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY ((FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION JAN. 13-5, 2023) — As we continue to tweak THE PLANET backstage, including the ads/v.subscription debate, we will be doing more construction “backstage” with the technical systems. This will involve the “comments” section. Not to worry. You will be able to […]

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TOO EARLY FOR KROL-MARCHETTI MAYORAL PRONOUNCEMENTS … plus … ONE-LINERS OF CITY GOVERNMENT

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY JAN. 11, 2023) — We are a week and a half into 2023, months before candidates pull papers, and already we have folks making up their minds. THE PLANET doesn’t criticize in mentioning this. We’re only pointing out a neutral observation. With respect […]

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MORE HOUSEKEEING ON THE PLANET … plus … QUIK HITZ & HOT LIX

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY JAN. 9, 2023) — More short bites, since there’s so much to report. First, a housekeeping note. THE PLANET thanks all who have responded to our questions about ads v. subscription. We are still asking for feedback on this question so that we […]

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TWO KEY QUESTIONS FROM THE PLANET … SHUGRUE TAKES OFFICE … & SHORT TAKES, INCLUDING CLUELESS, ‘BLAMELESS’ PETE WHITE

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION, JAN. 6-8, 2023) — Thanks to one and all for your good thoughts in welcoming THE PLANET back into your homes, places of business, and wherever in the nethers you may be in the reading. We were pleased with the number […]

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LIKE McARTHUR, THE PLANET RETURNED, BUT WE DO HAVE QUESTIONS

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY ED NOTE: We are dealing with a technical issue with respect to comments. Please be patient. We expect to have it resolved in a moment. Thanks for all those who have notified us via email (danvalenti@verizon.net)! (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY JAN. 4, 2023) — We said we […]

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